Couples love to exchange little tokens of affection that are at once sweet and sentimental, while at the same time playful and intimate. And all of those descriptors most certainly define The Original Girlfriend Pillow; the perfect way to facilitate long distance love. What better way to say, “i love him” than to give him a pillow that will actually substitute for you and represent you in your absence? And while many lonely men clutch their pillows when their girlfriends are away, not many of these standard pillows come bearing the soft, voluptuous curves, the long loving arm, and even the comforting, succoring bosom of an actual woman. What better way to show girlfriend love than to offer one’s boyfriend or husband–or, as the case may be–lesbian girlfriend or wife, a faux substitute until the real thing returns home? This pillow would rank among the very best girlfriend Christmas gifts, Valentine’s and Sweetest Day tokens, or fiance Christmas gifts; in other words, the ideal and ultimate way to express girlfriend love. The Girlfriend Body Pillow – Pink also makes for the perfect gag, joke or novelty gift; one seemingly custom made for bachelor parties, birthdays galas, fraternity soirees, etc. For some reason these occasions always seem to call for humorous and slightly risque gag gift ideas and adult joke gifts. These pillows would in fact make pretty much unbeatable gag gifts for men, bachelor gifts, or novelty gifts for men. Much like a long distance pillow light up, this little wonder pillow would fit in equally well at a party for a couple as it would for a party with a stripper pole! The fellas are all sure to get a big laugh when they see this most unique pillow, the ultimate in gag gifts for adults. At the same time, unlike the usual blow up dolls or whoopee cushion gags that typically make an appearance at a vast majority of boys nights out, the Girlfriend Body Pillow – Pink is a comparatively tasteful and useful example of body pillows for adults. Indeed, this item is above all a durable, reliable and luxuriously soft all nighter pillow. Its long and delightfully contoured shape makes this an ideal example of body pillows for back pain (as many a long pillow for the total body does), a total body pillow that will adhere to and nurture your body contours. This pillow also would make an ideal support tool for those pulling an all nighter of work or collegiate study–just make sure and stow it away in your desk before the boss comes in the next day, or you might have some ‘splainin’ to do! Just like a real and true girlfriend, the Girlfriend Body Pillow – Pink is strong and sturdy, while at the same time gentle and reliable. As an added bonus, it’s the perfect pillow for a good ol’ snoogle!
EXCELLENT CRAFTSMANSHIP – Aside from reigning among the funniest and most talked about relationship pillows, the Girlfriend Body Pillow – Pink is a total body support pillow that offers total comfort in the form of softness, durability, and superior construction. Unlike some joke or gag gifts, this is actually a usable and highly practical product-the equivalent of a total comfort pillow.
THE PERFECT COUPLES LOVE PILLOW – Both the girlfriend and the boyfriend pillows serve a unique purpose, in that they actually can supply a substitute or surrogate for a ‘missing mate’; a spouse or significant other who might be away on a business trip or vacation. This pillow is in itself a playful expression of love; a great idea for romantic Christmas gifts, especially if you choose to pair it up with a boyfriend pillow.
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THE ORIGINAL GIRLFRIEND PILLOW – This is it, the original and one and only The Original Girlfriend Pillow. As featured on Anderson Cooper and in The Huffington Post, this creative pillow product reigns as perhaps the best of boyfriend gifts for him-and a great gag or party gift as well. This famous long distance relationship pillow is a must have for every cute couple who can’t always be together-as well as for every single guy who could use a special friend, or at the very least a good laugh.
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